Four Impossible Things Fell in Two Days. The Fifth Was Real.
“Unsupported,” “unusable,” “blocked,” and “brutally slow” — four inherited labels dismantled by measurement in forty-eight hours on one all-Intel workstation, including a 40× runtime peel that put a mixture-of-experts model on a 13-TOPS NPU everyone said couldn’t run it. Then the part that makes it trustworthy: the two walls that held, closed by predeclared gates instead of fatigue. Signed predictions, same-day retractions, and the discipline of a lab run with AI agents — theory first, then the case, then the raw numbers.